Darwin Test
This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.
Girl> I had my baby.
Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!
Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.
Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.
Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!
Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.
Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.
Darwin Test by someone else nerdly September 27, 2010
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