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a dirty, used condom; usually resulting from hours of homo-sexual intercourse.
"Dude what the fuck, what did I tell you about leaving those fucking dark schneider's on my bed?!"
by Jerimiah_was_a_bullfrog November 12, 2003
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by monkeymafia November 11, 2003
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