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1. One of the greatest Black Metal bands in existance.
Dark Funeral makes many cd's, among them are "Teach Children To Worship Satan" and "The Secret of The Black Arts".
by Steve July 14, 2003
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Truly evil metal.Hail dark funeral!
by Chickenwing21 September 24, 2006
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A black metal band who make very simple guitar riffs and, pretty much, simple everything, yet kick ass.
Dark Funeral is a pretty good band. I almost got a chance to see them but I couldn't go.
by Santafanda August 15, 2008
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