Danville local schools, a place where you will be ridiculed for being a male 10 year old. You may also go to the danville local schools high school and purchase vapes, marijuana, meth and much more! You can also go sight seeing and witness all the inbreed children. Also don’t forget to join the PTA which you may steel money raised by children as you please.
by Fantastic panda June 13, 2023
the most incredible man you'll meet in all of danville. In his spare time, he enjoys giving himself blumpkins. On a regular basis, he attempts to hook up with little girls and 40 year old women by paying them, but in the end, he eventually gets slapped in the face.....HARD. Oh and he also enjoys stuffing bras in his mouth when he's bored.
Guy: here's a 100 dollars. wanna make out?
Girl:(slaps him in the face)
Girl talking to other girl a few hours later: Can u believe that guy that tried to pay me to make out with him. He is a such a sam from danville.
Girl:(slaps him in the face)
Girl talking to other girl a few hours later: Can u believe that guy that tried to pay me to make out with him. He is a such a sam from danville.
by leezythegifted July 27, 2012
A school full of wiggers and drunk whores
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
"Man lets go to Monte Vista Highschool, danville to pick up some bops!
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"
by Cantblametheyouth April 30, 2010
A sexual position in which one person takes the other from behind, and the receiver bends all the way over and suckles on the giver's testicles.
by TheAlmightyBunghole87 January 21, 2021
Danville. The worst possible town for anyone who’s not white and rich. The majority of teenagers who live in Danville have no life outside of throwing parties when their parents are out of town, usually ending in the neighbors calling the police 10-30 minutes after the party even started. Drug dealers here are either 25-year-old predators with laced drugs or teenage boys who have just got their license. They call themselves drug dealers but they just sell nicotine to middle school to sophomore girls to get some sort of sexual pleasure out of it. The guys in Danville act like their black by throwing around the n-word at people and getting absolutely no punishment in return. The school board in Danville is a joke and all they care about is attendance. The parents of teenagers in Danville rely on Xans because their kids are constantly being suspended. The older adults live in Blackhawk, where all they do is play golf, drunk off wine that cost more month's rent in Danville. The only people who enjoy living in Danville are middle-aged moms who have a plastic surgeon on speed dial.
by yoyoyokityykat April 28, 2022
A sweet ass muther fucker with amazing dick! Loyal as thay come. Makes for an amazing husband. Great Dad.
by Speakeasy3332 February 4, 2018