Danny Valencia

Third basemen for the Minnesota Twins.

Synonyms: "The boy wonder"

Fan 1: "Golly, we're in a pinch! Who's this fresh faced kid up to bat... Danny Valencia?"

Fan 2: "That's no ordinary kid, that's the boy wonder!"

*walk-off RBI single*

Fan: "Gee whiz! You were right!"

by hennepininin September 2, 2010