The Dankwich is a high-quality sandwich consisting of tuna on wheat bread. Often times, there is also lettuce, tomato, cucumbers, some olives, spinach, salt, pepper and oregano. And lots of olive oil. This famous recipe is known to have been created by a certain individual in North Carolina. It has since been heard being said in the Midwest, most notably around St. Louis, Missouri.
Remember kids, if it ain't high-quality, it ain't a dankwich...
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A bacon,egg,cheese,steak, ketchup, salt, pepper, and tobasco sandwich on a perfectly toasted bun. The dankwich is said to be something of a legend but it is no myth...it is for real and it is most scrumpously prepared at a deli in Fairfield County. It is basically the closest thing to pure bliss that god put on this earth.
Hey dude, lets go get a dankwich because god wanted everyone to enjoy the gifts that he put onto this earth.
an egg salad sandwich that is especially dank, especially as a drunken midnight snack.
Dude we are really drunk, lets make dankwiches!!!