1) A Large distributor of calendars of various themes.

2) A car-crazy, indecisive guy from South England who has a little skill at games and enjoys making words up then adding them to Urbandictionary.com to legitimise his claims.
Did you get the latest (Fluffy Kittens/Tom Hanks/Lego) calendar from danilo.com yet?
by Mooglepies May 20, 2006
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Generally, a noun used to describe one of the best hispanic amercian janitors you will ever meet in your life!
Danilos tend to be extremely sauve, and ultimately become janitors despite their debonair moves.
an example of a danilo's sauve moves, "oh! you touched my penis!"

-swish, swoosh, swish- "Hola, miss"
by sosucky May 8, 2010
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An objectively superior person. The man of the thousand hobbies and thousand and one fun fact. Most of them have something to do with quantum mechanics...or something completely irrelevant. Allegedly has no emotions but he'll remember small details about you. Great striper potential, he has two amazing pussies.
Kaca: I'm bored
Natasa: Let's play Remi, I bet Danilo has cards in his pocket
by NataSalata November 21, 2021
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1: Serbian in nature
2: A Serbian-American person
3: Capital of the Downsinian Empire
DUDE! That's a Serbian Car!
HEY! There's a Danilo!
I just got back from my trip to Danilo.
by Downsinian March 27, 2007
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When you set expectations with a girl higher than you can meet, only to disappoint.
“Damn, she was really pissed. I heard it’s because he did The Danilo.”
by EccoSmake June 26, 2022
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