A sex offender who loves a co op pizza, has a sexy mum, a cab driving dad and a Cwaig. Got rejected on Christmas Day by a rats ginger a loves a warm touch of the thigh, he will touch you up if your not looking. He is a retarded scoundrel who will do anything to protect his beloved brandon
Run Daniel Birkett is chasing you he wants to touch you up
by Tracy Birkett June 10, 2020
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Loves a co op pizza, a retarded scoundrel and has a sexy mum, touches up anyone and anywhere, not afraid to shoot his shot apart from at Christmas Day when he got rejected. Goes with a ginger dart board and loves a game of footy with Tammy. Occasionally miss pronounces his r but he makes up for that with his dads can service. Famous for his brother Cwaig
Run Daniel Birkett the sex offender is coming hide your mothers
by Tracy Birkett June 10, 2020
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