Chain dangling in my face

When you’re having sex and the guy is on top with his chain dangling in your face

Man I really wish I had a chain dangling in my face rn.

Chain dangling in my face by Blckhammer69 February 16, 2020

Dangling Farticiple 

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.

So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.

Dangling Farticiple by TacomaBeags May 4, 2011

Dangling Mandy

The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.

Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.

Dangling Mandy by One Two February 7, 2008

Dangling dice 

To dangle or swing your testicles.

Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead? (Dangling dice)

Dangling dice by wallovt January 20, 2012

Dangling Seabiscuit 

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.

"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."

Dangling Seabiscuit by Not that Guy you think May 12, 2019

Groin Dangling 

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.

Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!

Groin Dangling by Miccolo Chebogie June 15, 2018

dangling balls 

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

dangling balls by ste w October 30, 2013