(noun) when a "ho" (woman) simultaneously pleasures five men using both of her hands and the three common sexual orifices.
Janie just did a threesome, i think she might be ready for a 5 man dance!
by dan plan July 11, 2008
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a girl's first slow dance with a man, preferably a pirate, because a pirate is a real man. The man usually makes a few attempts a spinning the girl as well.

*the ideal song that would play during this occasion would be Dance with You by Live.
As she stood alone awkwardly on the dance floor, the pirate came up and asked to dance with her. Afterward her sisters were jealous that her first man dance was with a pirate.
by zenhas January 12, 2009
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A silly attempt at dancing done by outrageously overweight people by slowly rotating the hips, lifting a foot at a time, and the arms, kept at 90 degree angles swivel side to side.
Kyle, that fat bastard, ruined our no fat people dance by doing the fat man dance.
by The Skinny Guy December 9, 2005
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Describes the uncoordinated, rhythmless nature of which a person tries to dance. It originated from the (white man) but has crept into other races across the globe as many men and women stumble on the dance floor in attempts to (cut a rug).

However, when this "dance" is initiated by a female, it is known at the White Girl Dance. It also originated from the female caucasian persuasion, but has crept its way into other ethnicities.
"Hey Mark, how was the club last night?"
"It sucked ass!"
"But I heard you met a hot-ass girl!"
"She was doing the White Girl Dance."
"No!"
"Yeah.... so I left her on the dance floor. And then she ended up with some dude, doing the White man's dance."
by C.Bernard March 29, 2006
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An act of courage where two men stand up and kick each other in the nuts until one of them stays down.
First kick usually does the trick if done properly :)
You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours...
by azerty November 19, 2008
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what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang
tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

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'starts dancing like a garbage'
by ok i pull up June 12, 2022
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When your girls leaves you and know she going out with other guys.
(Bill) Hey Bob, how are you and your girl.

(Bob) Oh we broke up, and she’s dancing with another man.
by Rizzy Reaper December 26, 2022
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