Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy
by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020
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