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1.
The man behind many of Nickelodeon's current live action shows. He's freaking creepy. He's kind of like if Joss Whedon was less talented and into little kids.
Ginny: I just saw the new episode of Drake and Josh last night!
Murphy: Dan Schneider made that. He's a creepy guy.
Ginny: His shows are a lot better than Joss Whedon's.
Murphy: Blasphemy! (Throws holy water in Ginny's eyes)
by onebigolturd December 08, 2009
 
2.
A morbidly obese jew who makes every show on nickelodeon possible.
Dan Schneider is a big chode.
by Deep Twat June 06, 2009