Top Definition
The man behind many of Nickelodeon's current live action shows. He's freaking creepy. He's kind of like if Joss Whedon was less talented and into little kids.
Ginny: I just saw the new episode of Drake and Josh last night!
Murphy: Dan Schneider made that. He's a creepy guy.
Ginny: His shows are a lot better than Joss Whedon's.
Murphy: Blasphemy! (Throws holy water in Ginny's eyes)
by onebigolturd December 08, 2009
A morbidly obese jew who makes every show on nickelodeon possible.
Dan Schneider is a big chode.
by Deep Twat June 06, 2009
Closeted Child Molester who creates shows mostly about 17 year old girls who do weird things like slap each other and put mustard on their feet. Makes people in their shows make up words, such as "nub", "chiz", etc., etc. And makes guys in his shows stare at the girls and fap when nobody's around. Shows like this include: iCarly, Victorious, Zoey 101, etc.
Guy #1: Dude, my little sister watches iCarly. I have to watch it with her. It's horrifying. Why isn't Dan Schneider in jail?
Guy #2: I don't know, man. I just don't know.
by Keep On Truckin' Peepz May 25, 2015

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