Dan Man is man you can trust. Dan Man is the manliest man. He can take any fall, any blow and any kind of hits from anyone and anything. Dan Man is someone who you should never mess around with. He attacc, he protecc, but more importantly he’s more than a snacc. Dan Man is a Bangu Man. if he bangus it’s game over. so make sure you you always stay cautious around Dan Man. The Acts of Dan Man will be continued. Dan Man is the most beautiful man. Dan Man is mountain man. Dan man, Dorito Man. Always remember to be nice to Dan Man and he will be nice to you back. It is an honor to be in Dan Mans presence, he will lead America back to being great again. So count on Dan Man for he is Dan Man.
Wow that’s a beautiful mountain.
wait i never seen that mountain before...
OH WAIT
It’s just Dan Man!!
Dan Man is an Amazing Man.
wait i never seen that mountain before...
OH WAIT
It’s just Dan Man!!
Dan Man is an Amazing Man.
by BANGUMAN August 23, 2019
by Klamo February 19, 2018
the man, the myth, the legend. the commander of #sledgang
dan the meme man: hey, it's dan the meme man, and you know, life is short, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast
little cunt: if you go down those escalators i will call the police on you
dan the meme man: *sleds anyway*
little cunt: if you go down those escalators i will call the police on you
dan the meme man: *sleds anyway*
by red_echo December 21, 2017
Easily the greatest meme YouTuber of all time, overthrowing even the original holder of the same name
Intellectual #1: Hey man, did you watch that new Dan the Meme Man video?
Intellectual #2: Yeah, it was hilarious! I bet his dick is huge!
Intellectual #2: Yeah, it was hilarious! I bet his dick is huge!
by iamturbandictionary October 21, 2018
Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020
A man named Dan who 's from a foreign land. A round bellied Buddha boy of a man. He hauls the trash around the town, up and down in his Mercedes Benz. He's full of jokes and some dirty ones to make you choke. His main squeeze is Miss Mary Martin, makes the other guys laugh so hard, they can't stop fartin!
Dan The Trash Man
by M.D.A. April 6, 2011
by DanThePaniniMan May 26, 2020