An NFL team made of players who try but arent a team. Had a fanbase of bandwagons before they all ran to the colts and patriots. Now the colts fans are running over to the patriots because the colts are nothing without Manning.
Dallas Cowboys fan: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Patriots fan: Nah I dont like the Colts anymore, the Patriots rock!
Patriots fan: Nah I dont like the Colts anymore, the Patriots rock!
by btylerm28 December 7, 2011
An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.
by Big D Blows July 11, 2008
A term used for any football team who's players are all celebreties or criminals and who are suppost to win every game but never even make it to the playoffs
Bruce: hey dude everybodys sayin that the steelers are going to win the superbowl this year!
James: nah man they'll probably just Dallas Cowboys the season as usual
James: nah man they'll probably just Dallas Cowboys the season as usual
by saints fan July 27, 2009
The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.
by Rick February 15, 2005
Worst team in NFL. Supposedly "America's Team" even tho they ain't won shit since the 90s. Fans will tell you they will win the Superbowl every year and they always end up going 8-8.
by L195 June 10, 2021
An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.
The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years
by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021
by Su'mae Fy Frind March 11, 2022