look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
14.
Senior did not die in a bloody wreck, the interior of the car was not badly damaged, and the restraint did not kill him. Also, Sterling Marlin caused the wreck. Watch a tape of it, Sterling Marlin (#40) tapped the left rear quarterpanel of Dale, sending the car swerving down onto the apron. Dale overcorrected and spun, going straight towards the wall. Ken Schrader (#36) hit the side of Dale's car full force. The seatbelt did not kill him, as according to conspiracy enthusiasts everywhere. What killed him was him not wearing a HANS device, a neck restraint. When Dale hit the wall, his unsupported neck caused massive head injuries killing him on impact. I have this image burned into my brain of Kenny Schrader walking over to the 3 car resting in the grass. Kenny undid the net, and leaned into the car, then slowly backed away. The interior was intact, as the crash WAS NOT THAT BAD OF A CRASH. NOTHING would have caused a bloodbath inside the car. What made the crash so interesting was just that, it did not look bad at all.
Whenever i close my eyes i hear Darryl Waltrip: "Whoa trouble in turn 4, its Dale. He's ok though, right? Yeah, he's ok." RIP Dale Earnhardt.
by Corbyn March 14, 2006
 
1.
The greatest NASCAR driver of all time. Who died doing what he loved to do. A competor on the track, and a father, husband, friend off the track. an actual athlete (unlike what some other people say) see NASCAR Driver
7-Time NASCAR WINSTON CUP CHAMPION
by dalejr237 June 11, 2005
 
2.
Whena man is performing anal sex on a girl, and slams her face into a wall.
"Dude, I totally Dale Earnhardted that bitch!"
by Ashley and Ryan December 06, 2004
 
3.
Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.
In Dale Earnhardt's name, we pray. Ay-men.
by M. Helton December 10, 2009
 
4.
the gretest, most talanted driver ever to get behind the wheel of a car in the history of cars and racing. Drove the black number 3 Goodwrench Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing. Known as "The Intimidator" for his agressive apperance and driving style. One of only 2 NASCAR drivers in history to win 7 NASCAR winston/nextel cup championships, the other being Richard Petty. Dale was the definitive american badass. In February 2001, his life was tragically ended early by a fatal crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500.
All you fuckers writing disrespectful definitions about Dale Earnhardt should get a fucking life. You wont ever be as sucessful in anything as Earnhardt was at everything in life.
by 3earnhardtforever3 August 15, 2007
 
5.
The greatest NASCAR driver!! I agree that the people are idiots who put disrespectful defenitions here. Even if you didnt like him, or didnt like NASCAR, at least respect his death.
Dale Earnhardt was the best NASCAR driver, and should be respected!!
by Emily March 10, 2005
 
6.
THE BEST! EVER!
Dale Earnhardt is the king of NASCAR!
A legend, whether living or dead!
The only driver who comes close to his potential
as a NASCAR driver is his son Dale Jr.!

And to all of you who feel that you have to insult him clearly are doing it because you wish that people would laugh at your definitions and respect you... But wait! No one's laughing but you! Interesting huh? Show respect for the Hero, The Intimidator! Now immortalized because of his tragic death! He has inspired millions! He lives on through all those who wish to continue his legacy, and especially his son, Dale Jr.!
Dale Earnhardt, father, intimidator, driver, friend.

We remember you Dale E.!
by Dale is the best! July 01, 2006
 
7.
The best out there!! We love you Dale!
The best out there!!
by NASCAR is good March 10, 2005