Daisums 

1)The fancy leaf they put on plates at expensive restaurants.

2)A person with two or more mental disabilities

1) Don't eat the daisums, they're just there for flair

2) Whoa, did you see that guy? He's such a Daisums.

Daisums by Dirty Baka March 22, 2005

markem dansums 

A phrase used by Mumbles the YouTuber.
Could be a question pertaining to whether a price has been marked down. Or could be completely gibberish.

Are those right there markem dansums?

markem dansums by Mr.Ection December 14, 2022