Top Definition
The older I get, the more I realise Dad knows best...
"Paint the skirting boards before the wall or the other way around? Time to call for some Dadvice."
by MarcGJ April 04, 2008
Sound, rational advice that you can't fucking stand to listen to.
"You know, you really should start putting away at least ten percent of what you're making."
"Yeah thanks for the dadvice I'll get right on it."
by percentcer May 28, 2013
noun
guidance or recommendations concerning trivial future action for a new dad, typically given by a recent dad who believes his passion for internet searches makes him knowledgeable or authoritative.
He took the hipster's dadvice on how to swaddle a newborn while holding onto a micro-brew.
by Big Papa the Smurffather November 09, 2013
Advice that, if followed, will allow progeny to avoid all of life’s pitfalls, if heeded with the diligence due to the complete and detailed information imparted. Dadvice allows the recipient to avert car accidents, inappropriate romantic relationships, financial encumbrance, and social awkwardness. Dadvice sessions can often be observed in progress when teenaged children are in the passenger seat of a car, where there is no escape.
Dude 1: "Hey that girl was really into you, why didn't you go with her?"
Dude 2: "No, thanks, I've had plenty of dadvice, and I know where that sort of thing can lead."
by macian99 April 09, 2015

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