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DYWTF-when you don’t want to straight up type it, but you want to ask if the person is tryna fuck. “Do you want to fuck?”
Soooo dywtf?
dywtf by Billyofthebobs April 15, 2018
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DYWLTF DYWL2F dywtf dywtfm DYWTFT
DADDY YOU WILL (or WOULD) LOVE TO FUCK, a man generally 20 years or more older than the woman, that she has dreams of fucking. The male equivelant of a MILF.
a 30 year old woman looking for a older man {DYWL2F} to service her sexual needs.
DYWL2F by a DYWL2F March 25, 2009
"I've seen passengers receive the 'Do You Want To Fly Today?' (DYWTFT) treatment because a medical disability makes shoe removal difficult or physically painful."
DYWTFT by buggum April 19, 2010
Hey sexy dywtfm
dywtfm by DTList July 2, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026