DTFCON 

Based on Jersey Shore lingo DTF or Down To Fuck. A DTFCON is a conference of people who are down to fuck essentially an orgy. DTFCONs can be found at some really raunchy clubs or house parties or in an back ally or in your own living room.

Point Man: This club is nuts, man. So many women are DTF here.

Wing Man: I know, playa. It's a regular DTFCON up in here.

DTFCON by mpitts85 August 28, 2011

Defcon 1 

A defense readiness condition (DEFCON) is an alert posture used by the United States armed forces. The DEFCON system was developed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and unified and specified combatant commands. It prescribes five graduated levels of readiness (or statuses of alert) for the U.S. military, and increase in severity from DEFCON 5 (least severe) to DEFCON 1 (most severe) to match varying military situations.

DEFCONS are a subsystem of a series of Alert Conditions, or LERTCONs, that also includes Emergency Conditions (EMERGCONs).3 DEFCONs should not be confused with similar systems used by the U.S. military, such as Force Protection Conditions (FPCONS) and Watch Conditions (WATCHCONS), or the Homeland Security Advisory System used by the United States Department of Homeland Security. The highest confirmed DEFCON ever was Level 2 (DEFCON2). Movies and popular culture often misuse the DEFCON system by "going to DEFCON 5" during a state of emergency. In fact, DEFCON 5 is the lowest state of readiness. DEFCON 1 is the most severe.

Defcon 1 by WordMastah2010 November 3, 2010

Defcon 

DEFCON 5 Normal peacetime readiness
DEFCON 4 Normal, increased intelligence and strengthened security measures
DEFCON 3 Increase in force readiness above normal readiness
DEFCON 2 Further Increase in force readiness, but less than maximum readiness
DEFCON 1 Maximum force readiness.

The nuclear bomb threat put us in defcon 1.

Defcon by deadmanwalking May 3, 2005

defcon 4 

When you are in a small work environment and even the smallest event/error throws a small situation into an out of controlled state!

All was good then someone forgot to fax a deadline and we went straight to defcon 4!!

defcon 4 by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Defcon 

A hacker convention located in Las Vegas every summer where people go to:
1: Learn about the latest computer vulnerabilities, exploits, mods, and hacks.
2: Participate in (generally) computer related contests such as Capture the Flag, Wardriving, Wi-Fi Shootout, Scavenger Hunt, and Spot the Fed.
2: Get trashed and hang out with fellow geeks.

"Defcon, where you walk in a n00b, and walk out a 1337 HaXX0R!!1!eleven."
"Dude, we actually got some depleted uranium for the scavenger hunt for 80 points!"
"During PoolCon, I got soooo shitfaced and made out with one of the haxxxor girls.... or at least I think it was one of them."

Defcon by Factor January 24, 2005

Defconnations 

A place filled with cancer and kids who got a hold of their moms CC, a good place to make friends so long as you don't mind having some windy days... this place is also filled with gmod servers like Wild WestRP & PoliceRP and the big boi PurgeRP and that other one...

Hello whale cum to Defconnations, ill be your support member my names tig

Defconnations by DN Yeet April 9, 2019

Defcon 1 

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.

Defcon 1 by Nick October 18, 2004