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DTBCN: (Acronym) Down To Bake Cookies Naked

"DTBCN" is often used to reference one that is willing to perform the act of getting butt-ass naked and bake cookies for their partner. The acronym itself implies a sense of female dedication to her male partner surpassing that of normal levels of intimacy in a relationship. If a woman is willing to bake you cookies naked, she's marriage material.
Joe: Hey, I heard you hooked up with Laura the other night. Was she DTBCN?

Bob: Dude, not only was she down to bake me cookies, she made me a platter of muffins booty-butt naked.

Joe:I think I just got a boner.
DTBCN by Camel Stomper August 2, 2011
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016