Bob (Deloitte Douchebag): Cant we make a sect 22 election in this case?
Prof: No! What kind of stupid comment is that?
Bob: I am sorry I work at Deloitte, I just presumed everything I say must be correct.
An official warning was released in the Summer of 2011. It stated:
The United States Threat level has officially just been updated from Class Five Cluster Fuck to Threat Level Douglas! The following is a public broadcast aimed to let the American public know how to react.
Warning-Threat Level Douglas:
Take shelter immediately and lock up your daughters and girlfriends. Cods Johnson and the Majestic Pumpernickle are on the loose. If you are a hot woman travel with at least two ugly women as to draw away their attention. If you should find yourself face to face with the Douglas Street Duo DO NOT make eye contact, one look into their sexual tiger gaze and you will be making hashbrowns and bringing them ice water until they get bored and move on to their next victims. If you have any information as to the whereabouts of the Douglas Street Duo DO NOT call anyone because that will just piss them off and nobody wants that!