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An acronym for "Double-penetrate my life", mocking the phrase "Fuck my life"- FML.

Doubly worse than FML.
Person 1: "OMG, I forgot about my obscenely large essay due tomorrow 1st period, that I haven't done any research for or prepared for in any way!"
Person 2: "Hm, it's already 2 in the morning."
Person 1: "GAH! FML! No, wait, DPML!!!!"
by procrastinationnnn October 28, 2010
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