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by 4562718 April 6, 2020
Guy: a mate of mine called my again to see if I'm available to play tennis. I already told him yesterdat I wasn't. What a dof!
by Neighbour Jones March 30, 2019
DOF stands for Dick On Fire!! As soon as they lay eyes on the opposite sex their dick becomes erect, DOF's are attracted to anything that moves, and as soon as they make contact with their DOF is very quickly extinguished.
The world record for the longest DOF is 7.03 seconds.
The world record for the longest DOF is 7.03 seconds.
by KittyKatsSayMeow May 10, 2023
DOF stands for dick on fire! As soon as they lay eyes on the opposite sex their dick becomes erect, DOF's are attracted to anything that moves, and as soon as they make contact with their prey their DOF is very quickly extinguished.
The world record for the longest DOF is 7.03 seconds!!
The world record for the longest DOF is 7.03 seconds!!
by KittyKatsSayMeow May 10, 2023