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Did you see Jame's little girl Annessa? Now that is a dilf I'd like to lock in my basement!
by Johan Fritzl July 18, 2008
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DILF - acronym
1. Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck
2. Christian Bale
me: brb, masturbating to christian bale
you: lol ok. he's a total DILF tbh
by lazmandertrottron September 07, 2008
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mate gabriels dad is fittt!
yeah propper DILF
by madshitternting April 07, 2011
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dad I'd like to fuck; hot, attractive male with children that you would like to fuck.
I really don't care that Craig has 2 kids, I'd still do him...like he's such a DILF!
by DMoneyMillions July 15, 2010
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Means Father I'd Like (to) Fuck.
Like MILF. ;D
Woah, have you ever seen Luke's dad? He's a DILF.
by Icelantika February 03, 2008
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Doctor I'd like to fuck... seen on ER... aimed towards female doctors
Dude, she's a D.I.L.F..
Totally.
by Unluckee September 29, 2005
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acronym for Daddy I Like to Fuck.

The male equivalent of the MILF, or Mommy I Like to Fuck
Hey Sue, look at that DILF over there, me want some of that!
by shitforbrainz March 16, 2011
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