DERPLUSIONAL 

1, a cracked up rock head smoker wikked in a meltdown of stupidity and senselessness

2, Stupidity of such a fantastic nature is impossible to occur in normal living

3, Wikked frothing drug addict in a rock cane induced rantathon

1, WOW you hear that wikked rockhead screaming? ,, theyer Derplusional

2, See that Derplusioanl idiot lit up rambling on an on

3, Wikked rantathon was totally Derplusional

DERPLUSIONAL by DpcxMrPerfect October 19, 2012

delusional 

Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.

Jon believes he is always right. He's delusional.

delusional by youreajackass April 16, 2014

Delusional 

When someone clings to the opinions in their head despite the facts. Often times these people do not want to measure the accuracy of their opinions and believe their situation is overly unique.

Tom is delusional, he thinks he is the best parent in the world but his kid is 4 years old and cant spell his own name.

Delusional by Dilemmas.co November 16, 2020

delusionalship 

A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.

"I can't believe I was in a delusionalship with her for so long"

delusionalship by rektx March 6, 2023

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

delusional cockbag by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

Delusional 

So far removed from reality that one fails to think and live in the real world.

You guys are delusional.

Delusional by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

delusional twat

One who thinks they are something that they clearly are not.

Furries are delusional twats.

delusional twat by Shinigami June 12, 2003