DCOM 

Disney Channel Original Movie; characterized by endless promotion, cheesy, feel-good themes, lots over-acting by cute teenagers, and semi-talented singers performing generic pop numbers. Generally aimed at the 8-14 age bracket, DCOMs are apparently the guilty pleasure of many a high school student, as evidenced by people doing the dance to "We're All In This Together" (High School Musical, 2006) in the halls between class periods.

*whispers* Did you catch the new DCOM that Disney Channel's been playing over and over for the past week? It's actually pretty good!

DCOM by shhhhhhhhh April 20, 2006

dcom 

don't cheat on me

"lysm, dcom, xoxo"

dcom by jmoneyweezy December 18, 2009

dcomposed 

A teenage male, very anti-social and introverted. Loves the internet and porn (In that order). See also god.

Lou, somethings wrong with our son! I think he's becoming alittle dcomposed.

dcomposed by morethanthesumofmyparts October 15, 2003

dcomposed 

Dork (See Wirthling)

Stop being such a dcomposed!

dcomposed by DragonXero January 6, 2003

dcomposed 

Virgin.

Barry Watson is a loser who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, he is a dcomposed.

dcomposed by dcomposed January 6, 2003