A word used to described the substance cretaed during a male orgasm.
Omg that tissue is full of darf!
by Trevor French March 22, 2007
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A portmanteau that encompasses all of the wordy descriptions for having diarrhea. Issues arise in the English language when attempting to succinctly state wordy and cumbersome thoughts such as "She was puking and blowing out diarrhea at the same time." It simplifies and brings the idea of liquid feces in line with vomit and other actions that involve unsavory ways the body releases fluids and gases.

Etymology: A portmanteau of dump and barf combined by using the d in dump and arf in barf.
She was puking and darfing at the same time!

Before the race her nerves caused her to darf as a from of pre-race conditioning.

Mrs. Gladtone darfed amidst her speech.

Man, I really want to amplify the word poop! How is that even possible?? Oh, I know! I'll use the word darf!
by Harry Danglers February 12, 2013
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A word used to describe the noise made from one persons nasal cavity whilst blocked.
Also can be used as a term of happiness or greeting such as SAFE!! or Standard Bruv.
Example 1: "Wow that was a really loud darf"
"Really? *DARF!!!* I didn't think so"
Example 2: "DARF!!! How you doing matey?"
"Quite well indeed my young Padawan, yourself?"
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The day that was created on an app to really showcase just how naive some people can be.
Viva and Sonic watched as Darf typed Darf’s Day
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1: A form of diarrhea.
2: Play doh.
3: A not-so-bright person.
You're freaking darf mush.
Let's play w/ some Darf mush.
Uuuuuhhhhhh... i'm getting darf mush!
by Rocketeer ninja July 25, 2011
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Sooo.. I may or may not have had 3 long islands and 5 shots... DARF...
by Lizzieknowswhatsgood April 14, 2018
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