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I'd strap on 16 a mile away 

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
The action of scrapping something. Usually because of something being f*cked up or lack of attention to detail and the inventory system needs to be adjusted.
I couldn't the wire harness that I saw 10 min ago. It needs to be Scrap'd.
scrap'd by 13Damage August 10, 2017