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D-Friend 

What a person that takes advantage of people, sucks the life out of those that attempt to care about him despite what their peers think. Also, traps those that attempt to love him. Also, jealous, mean spirited, picks on children, has no job, no phone and is homeless.
Did you hear what that D-Friend said today? I would rather have an enemy anyday than a D-Friend.
D-Friend by laughingthru December 7, 2011
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Friend-D-A 

Like an NDA ("Nondisclosure Agreement") that you agree to when one of your friends who works in a classified field (entertainment, government) let's you in on something not appropriate for public ears or eyes.
My friend told me what the monster looks like in the new J.J. Abrams movie because she works on the set, but I can't repeat it because I'm under a Friend-D-A.
Friend-D-A by Snarfblatt June 8, 2011

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener? 

A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie
How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

Friendcar'd 

1. Despite treating your car oh so well, bathing it, regular oil changes, filling up the tires, avoiding the potholes - it still demands so much from you and uses you until you finally realize that you've been Friendcar'd. But you can't leave. Because you're a nice person.

2. Combination of the words "Friendzone" and "Car"
Ex. 1: "Dude, this car sucks up so much of my money. I give it so much love and affection but I still can't get it to run properly. I've been Friendcar'd."

Ex. 2: Samantha: "Oh my gosh Becky, I did that duckface thing, signed up for Snapchat, showed some cleavage but that car still doesn't run properly. I've been Friendcar'd".

Becky: "Are you sure you're talking about a car? I'm almost 75% positive cars don't run on boobs."
Friendcar'd by Schwinn1008 June 9, 2013

Friendzone'd 

friendzone'd other whise known as being Raimo Janssen'd is a paticular space in wich a girl will never accept you as her lover but you 2 will always be friends.
Raimo Janssen: ik ben gewoon weer gefriendzone'd.
Romano: het komt gewoon omdat vrouwen je tegoed om waar te zijn vinden.
Raimo Janssen: Dat weet ik maar ik ben ook gewoon tegoed voor ze.
Romano: BOI je bent gewoon ene meme en je realtie leven is een meme.

country fried steak'd me

When a woman prepares a country fried steak for a man early in their relationship and the man instantaneously falls for her.
Phil: I'm totally in love with Simone.
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!

Karl: Oh snap!

._.frien.d

._.frien.d is a very cool and chill content creator on TikTok they are very underrated:(
Umm you don’t use ._.frien.d They are a person lol
._.frien.d by [Floppy] August 27, 2021