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cranbaisins 

Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.
cry + dance = crance. when you're moved to tears while dancing.
The performance was just so epic & moving, I cranced silently lost in the crowd.
crance by The O.L.G. September 25, 2012

cranberry mist 

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.
I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.
Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

Sprite Cranberry 

A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.
Sprite Cranberry by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018
It is a situation when a nerdy guy helps a handsome guy date the girl that he loves by telling him what to say and what to do. The word is from a character that portrayed the act.
Our boss asked us to meet him here and he is not here yet, he just tried to put us together, he cyrano’d us. Let’s make him win, kiss me.
Cyrano by Sanchina June 19, 2018