Cybercasm

Sarcasm through online networking such as facebook, myspace, and twitter.

Ted: was okay with not having any guanidine HCl today...but no chloroform? How am I supposed to get any science done! AAARGGHH!!!! Time to order MORE stuff.

Mike: I hate it when that happens...........

Ted: I sense some cyber-sarcasm...cybercasm?

Cybercasm by Jkwon the Chef August 27, 2009

Cyberwaste 

Anonymous Internet users who express controversial opinions only because they are safe behind their computer screens. The kind of person who wouldn't normally challenge people or confront others. Often associated with playing online RPG's such as Warcraft.

I was getting some abuse last night from a crappy piece of cyberwaste. He wouldn't have said it to my face.

Cyberwaste by davethewho January 9, 2009

cyberamorous 

cyberamorous: pertaining to participation in multiple and simultaneous loving relationships via the internet.

We are cyberamorous. We share and connect on social networking sites and "love" each other even though we've never even met in person!

cyberamorous by Shakti Ma July 17, 2012

Cyberchase 

A PBS Kids show where 3 kids and a weird bird fly around inside a computer world trying to save "Motherboard" from "The Hacker", and teach kids simple math.

Why is it so relative to what the government's doing today?

"We have to save Motherboard from the Hacker!"

"Ew, ew, DOUBLE ew."

"What is a fraction?"

"Cyberchase was made possible by viewers like you. Thank you."

Cyberchase by EWewDOUBLEew December 16, 2011

cyberbash 

Have a virtual battle using webcams and mics. You may use this for people in other countries.

Forever sexing tay

"boom ka zoom u american, one more step and i will cyberbash you"

cyberbash by terminator69 December 27, 2006

cyberfasting 

Taking a break from social networking sites and random time-killing online activities. You still use e-mail and take care of important things (like bills, if you do those online), but avoid instant messaging, YouTube, Twitter, MySpace and Facebook (exceptions: it's the only or best way to get in touch with someone about real-life activities.

The goal is to de-ADD your life and reduce any unhealthy drain on your time and energy so you are more connected to and productive in the real world, ideally making some people happier and healthier who seem addicted to the internet. It can make you more focused and productive.

Being accused of procrastination, stalking/"stalking", having no life, etc. are all signs you need to cyberfast. In some cases, drama magically occurs less and less!

1.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't seen you on Facebook or AIM in a week! I thought you were dead.
Guy 2: Naw, man, I was just cyberfasting. I get too addicted to cyberspace sometimes! I never get anything done.
Guy 1: Oh, snap--I should do that. Some girl thinks I'm stalking her just because I LOL at all the funny crap she posts all day.

Guy 2: SHE should cyberfast, too.

2.
Lindsay Lohan went on a cyberfast and everyone thought she had been kidnapped or gone to rehab when she disappeared from cyberspace for a few weeks.

cyberfasting by DojiMaidori September 29, 2009

Cybersmart 

A word to the wise when talking to a potential sex offender.

I was talking to a guy online and he asked if I had a webcam and I said no, because I am cybersmart.

Cybersmart by nuttie February 25, 2009