Cwite 

Cwite: doesn't have a definition it's just a word which makes you laugh because it's spelt wrong. if you were to say quite people would think your normal, however if you were to say Cwite! it enters a whole new type gramma and language. Cwite is the new quite.

1. If you have seem something disgusting, you would use the cwite as in "Ew Cwite"

2. if you were saying "thats Quite horrible" you would now use that is "cwite horrible"

Cwite by CF Star Man August 21, 2009

cinema clitera 

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.

Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."

cinema clitera by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008

citemare 

Having a hard time finding suitable citations for a document.

Not even Google can find me a good citation, I'm having a citemare.

citemare by Thowe November 27, 2012

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion by Charlie694 April 18, 2015

Cliterference 

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.

We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form

Cliterference by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

cliterate

One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.

I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!

cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009

pulling a cwieka 

the act of over writing on an essay, report and/or an essay question. act of writing much more than what is expected of you.

Guy 1 : I wrote 2 pages in class today.
Guy 2 : I wrote 6 pages.
Guy 1 : Wow ! You're totally pulling a cwieka !

Guy 2: My paper was 13 pages. And I didn't even write my conclusion yet.
Guy 1: I finished my whole paper and its only 8 pages.

pulling a cwieka by Rishivishy December 17, 2011