2. A master of weaponry
3. The pinnacle of the ultimate apocalypse, Armageddon
5. The which has a power level of over 9000
6. Did you notice that i skipped 4? I'll bet you did
Person 2 - "Not only is it cute, it has a huge weapon closet, a power level of over 9000, and in that weapon closet is an array of super-sized I.C.B.M.s."
Person 1 - 0 . 0