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The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
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Cuntbagger 

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.
Yi fuckin cuntbagger.
Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

Catbagan 

Yo, check it, me and my boyz was out Friday night at the club catbagan and I ended up taking this fine-ass girl home.
Catbagan by MC DJS October 3, 2005
Something that is unbelievably bad but in a surprising way. Portmanteau of the cat’s out of the bag.
Dan, what do you think of those flats over there?

They’re catbag.
Catbag by Pin Thownton July 3, 2020

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".
Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators
cuntbaggery by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007
When driving in car and you, or whoever is driving, run over the curb.
Scenario:
Your in the car and the driver (Jane) just runs over the curb.

"Nice curbage Jane."
curbage by Lilokins July 24, 2008