Smushin cushion

Ones butt, preferably a large one.

"Hey Man, that chick has a massive smushin cushion".

by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021

Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.

“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion”

by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017

cushion king

A male who receives sexually more than he gives, similar to a pillow princess.

Don't be a cushion king, Kyle! It's my turn!

by masayyyy September 9, 2022

butt-cushion

its literally just a chair did you have to look this up?

dave: hey can you pass me a butt-cushion?
chair flies across the room.

by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021

butt-cushion

a chair

"hey can yuou pass me a butt-cushion?"
chair flies across the room

by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021

Ring cushion

Giving a girl a ring to get in her pants but never having the intention to marry her.

Hey that chick I met last night would be a perfect candidate for a good old ring cushion.

by SunnySwizZz May 29, 2020

CUSHION LEAN

The almost imperceptible tilting of the upper body caused by lifting a butt cheek off the cushioned seat of a restaurant booth in order to discreetly pass gas.

Todd: Eww, damn bro! Did you just fart?!
Ted: No, wasn’t me, man! It was the dude in the booth behind you. I saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.

by OneStarGator August 20, 2017