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Curryworst 

Curryworst is a typical german expression for a cheap and unhygenic whore. The name comes from a dish with a similar name that looks like the stuff you have on your dick after you ass fucked a whore that ate Curry and shit on your dick.

Curryworst is a secondary infection of a penis that already has a goiter. Pustules begin to form around the goiter, looking like fat bubbles on a cooking sausage
Make sure you put on a condom when you fuck that curryworst or your dick will burn off!

Curryworst by LastPharaoh October 15, 2006
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Currywurst 

Quite modern German dish. (literally: curry sausage)

Includes in general:

- 1 Bratwurst (frying sausage made out of pork)
OR 1 Bockwurst (tastes like Frankfurter s., but the shape is the same as the Bratwurst)
- a huge load of - KETCHUP! (optionally spiced up)
- curry powder (that's the reason for the food's name)

Usually the Bratwurst has been sliced previously for instant-eating by the stall cook.

It is still controversial if the Currywurst was invented by H. Heuwer (f) in Berlin (1949) or by L. Brücker (f) in Hamburg (1949). Clear reason for its invention: coincidence.

Served hot.

Dishes: white carton pan ("Pappe"/puppeh), spit of wood ("Spiess"/shpeese)

In combination with fries a perfect lunch when you are in a lack of time.

One of the most famous German fast food dishes, together with Döner, deep-fried Schnitzel Vienna Style (fatty, but not authentic!), meatball-and-mustard and the Bratwurst-in-a-bun.
German: "Einmal Currywurst mit Pommes rot-weiß!"
Translation: "One Currywurst plus fries 'red-white' " (ketchup and mayonnaise).
(You don't need to ask very courteously at a German fast food stall as most of the customers are blue-collar guys.)
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The Currywurst 

A masochistic sexual act in which can be anal, oral or vaginal.
In the oral version, the giver has to have just eaten something spicy like a vindaloo, before giving the receiver oral. The time is normally accounted for.
In the anal and vaginal version, curry/chili powder is rubbed into the penis/anus/vagina before intercourse. Normally, sex stops before the climax because of the pain.
You're buying a lot of Curry powder... how come?
Me and my partner are planning to cook the currywurst tonight!

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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