an old cranky character. a hunched over senior with a bad attitude.
damn your old ass grandmama is a freaking curmudgeon!
by Crazy68 August 21, 2009
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A grump revels in being difficult and obtuse. Often found hiding in caves in Scotland, away from direct sunlight. Guaranteed to rain on your parade at every turn, these bad tempered creatures (often bearded and mustached) have a an undoubted place in society.....to counter life's over optimistics.
"My, that dude over there moaning about the state of the beer in this pub (his local) is a right old curmudgeon!"
by Braidwood Terrorist July 18, 2012
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A man who lives in the Northern California coast. He is less of a curmudgeon than he thinks he is, but in order to keep him from evolving into such a creature, his friends allow him the illusion.
My friend thinks he is a curmudgeon. Reality is that he's just in a bad mood most of the time.
by Cashew2 October 30, 2011
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I wanted to hit the bar, but my roommate wanted to go to bed early. What a curmudgeon.
by anon1010101010101010101 February 14, 2011
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A crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas
Did Mr. Jimerson give you any candy when you stopped at his door? "No!" Raoul exclaimed, "That curmudgeon never gives-out candy!"
by MagicMusicMan October 9, 2015
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Extremely blunt object. Mainly used for bludgeoning adversaries.
I'm going to bash the beaver with my curmudgeon.
by Ben Stanston September 29, 2005
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