Curfewsion 

Failing at remembering why you said you were going to leave at a certain time, which is usually realized then next day when you actually have to get up for said event.

I am so tired. I should have only stayed out until 9pm like originally planned instead of 10:30. I must have been in a state of curfewsion.

Curfewsion by kimberleyjo August 2, 2011

Curlfession 

Confessing your hair sin(s) after committing an immoral act against your waves, curls and coils in the hope of being blessed with Curlsmith’s forgiveness.

A curlfession could be admitting you use sulphates and silicones on your hair (THE ultimate hair sin), dry brushing your hair (please don’t do it), bleaching your hair (ouch!), the list goes on and on… We’ve all committed the occasional hair sin but are you brave enough to fess up and reveal your Curlsmith Curlfession?

Bless me Curlsmith, for I have sinned. It has been some time since my last Curlfession...

OMG, did you hear Lucy’s Curlsmith Curlfession?! I'm not surprised, those curls look unhealthy and brittle every time I see her. If she’s going to keep bleaching her hair and not use Bond Curl Rehab Salve, what does she expect?

Her curlfessions are WIIIIILD. I can't believe she's been doing all those things to her hair. Only Bond Curl Rehab Salve can save her now.

Curlfession by Hot Curl 21 March 3, 2022

cumfession

Accidentally confessing your love to your parter in the heat of moment while cumming.

Omg last night I accidentally did a cumfession while fucking my gf last night! It was so embarassing...

cumfession by Space Gnome December 30, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016