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Curfewsion 

Failing at remembering why you said you were going to leave at a certain time, which is usually realized then next day when you actually have to get up for said event.
I am so tired. I should have only stayed out until 9pm like originally planned instead of 10:30. I must have been in a state of curfewsion.
Curfewsion by kimberleyjo August 2, 2011
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Curlfession 

Confessing your hair sin(s) after committing an immoral act against your waves, curls and coils in the hope of being blessed with Curlsmith’s forgiveness.

A curlfession could be admitting you use sulphates and silicones on your hair (THE ultimate hair sin), dry brushing your hair (please don’t do it), bleaching your hair (ouch!), the list goes on and on… We’ve all committed the occasional hair sin but are you brave enough to fess up and reveal your Curlsmith Curlfession?
Bless me Curlsmith, for I have sinned. It has been some time since my last Curlfession...

OMG, did you hear Lucy’s Curlsmith Curlfession?! I'm not surprised, those curls look unhealthy and brittle every time I see her. If she’s going to keep bleaching her hair and not use Bond Curl Rehab Salve, what does she expect?

Her curlfessions are WIIIIILD. I can't believe she's been doing all those things to her hair. Only Bond Curl Rehab Salve can save her now.
Curlfession by Hot Curl 21 March 3, 2022
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cumfession

Accidentally confessing your love to your parter in the heat of moment while cumming.
Omg last night I accidentally did a cumfession while fucking my gf last night! It was so embarassing...
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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