Cuplet 

1. A small drinking glass used by vampires for the consumption of blood. Usually shaped similar to a wine glass but more resembling a fancy goblet or chalice.

As he felt his strength returning, a sudden jolt of unexpected vitality caused the cuplet to drop disparagingly from his fingers and clang against the bare stone floor.

Cuplet by Dan Can't Think of A Name October 25, 2011

Saucy cutlet

1. A meat patty covered in sauce.

2. An attractive female.
Real men love eating meat patties, especially meat gloriously lathered in sauce. Saucy cutlet, when applied to the female sex, refers to those women who you would like to cover in some of your own salad dressing.

NB: a compliment only to be dished out to females >8.5

* Cutlet often pronounced as in French with a silent last letter (coo-lay)

Jeeezus look at that saucy cutlet (coo-lay) on the dance floor. She really tickles my fancy.

Saucy cutlet by Sandwich_Camera July 19, 2012

Cumlette 

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010

Couplette's Law 

It is a law which states that when one person in a long term relationship is given any information, it can be assumed that both parties in the couple will have this same information due to their couplette-ness.

Due to Couplette's Law, both Jenny and Joe will know about my abortion even though I will only tell Jenny.

Couplette's Law by fuelledbystarbucks April 14, 2016

Cumlet

An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.

Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”

Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”

Cumlet by Cu Chi May 28, 2020

Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...

The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.

Spork Cutlet Bowl by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019

cutlets 

Rubbery material which is inserted in a lady's bra cup to increase her cleavage. The pieces look like chicken cutlets, hence their name.

Question: Did Jane Doe get a boob job?
Answer: No, she's just wearing cutlets.

cutlets by Diva~D~light July 7, 2008