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cuntwaffle

noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
That cuntwaffle just backed into me.
cuntwaffle by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014
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cuntwagon 

Someone who is such a cunt, that they are literally the embodiment of a wagon full of cunts. (people who are cunts)
Gosh, Karen, you're such a cuntwagon!
cuntwagon by Cystic Fibrosis Carrier February 12, 2015

cuntwaffle

A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
Andrew is such a cuntwaffle
cuntwaffle by Turtle dick June 29, 2017
A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.
Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.
cuntware by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

cuntwizzle 

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.
Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.
cuntwizzle by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003
A girl that walks cunt first,somtimes with a camel toe,into groups of watching people, to show off the cunt, almost like head first into it.
Boy, she's cuntward, that will be a easy lay on the pool table tonight.
cuntward by Bob of Cocodrie October 8, 2009