Like a Cumquat, only more cunty. Usually a woman that has a fake tan, fake nails, and fake eyebrows. Enjoys wearing too much makeup, and clothes that are five sizes too small. Generally a bitch to everyone/thing that comes into contact with her. Can be found in metropolitan areas, or in more rare cases, rural communities.
Snooki's fake tan is a bright orange, therefore she's a ripe Cuntquat.
by Rosebud_89 October 15, 2010