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5. Cunto
Crow.
A big grumpy bastard.

Used frequently in Greenock to describe the above
Hey cunto, wits up wi ye noo?
Is the beer gerden open yit cunto?
1. Cunto
Scotish slang term to discribe cunt or annoying person, but with a stronger sense of purpose.
"Here you cunto, did you fuck ma maw"
by Kleptosteliac Sep 16, 2004 add a video
2. cunto
Scottish. Derogatory term for someone who is just a little bit more than a cunt, sometimes used in a playful sense between friends
Hey cunto! Watch what your doing with that sword.
3. cunto
Can be used as substitute for cunt
eg1. Fred you cunto!
eg2. Hey cunto!
by TheCunto Apr 10, 2003 add a video
4. Cunto
Rouge Diablo/Burnley dwelling, dog fucking slap head.
Serbs: Rouge, you cunto.

Rouge: I've got a very large, expensive kitchen with it's own tanning salon & dog grooming station. My dog also has a twitter account so there.

Serbs: Sorry mate, you aren't one after all.
6. Cunto
Alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.
Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson
by mojo Dec 14, 2004 add a video
7. cunto
Substitute for "Bang" "Whallop" and similar words when referring to an impact.
she snuck up behind him and Cunto! she skelped him with a b-bat
by Da Zeg Jan 10, 2005 add a video
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