Cunting the Bunting

Having a downer on everything fun. Looking for the negative side to exciting stuff.

John! Please will you just enjoy the party for once and stop cunting the bunting

by TomaKilo March 4, 2011

Cunt Bunting

first considered the female equivalent of "tea bagging", cunt bunting has now expanded into a popular sport. The sport is done by females with actions to the cunt similar to a nut check. The attacker slaps the defender's cunt. The defender can to choose to block, but only by physically diverting the attack. There are also rules that involve illegal plays, such as the "shocker."

Today, our cunt bunting was disqualified for trying to use the shocker.

Luckily, I saw her coming in time to block her cunt bunt.

by captainofthecunterbunts July 3, 2009

Cunting Bunting

Just any type of bunting. Used by people who think bunting is for "gays".

"Alright, i'll come to the fucking barbecue, but I am leaving if they've hung up cunting bunting!"

by Helloyoucuntrs April 24, 2017

Cunt bunt

Sleeping with an ugly girl so your friend can score.

Greg owes me one. Last night I had to cunt bunt for him.

by Jg7805 July 21, 2009

cunt bunt

When a single female or a group of females prevent the male species from getting laid

I would have gotten laid last night if her friend wouldn't have cunt bunted me.

by jazellen October 7, 2007

cunt bunt

cunt bunt is when you kick somone in the cunt, or the vagina

im gunna give you a cunt bunt

by jimbrowski April 23, 2007

cunt bunting

The girl-girl equivalent of cock blocking.

"Do you need me to cunt bunt for you?" Sonja asked Winfield, as he described the aggressive sexual attention from another woman at the party.

by Sonja B August 15, 2005