A female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the "douches," cunt, bitch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a cuntcanoe.
My boss was riding me all week for nothing, dude, shes such a cuntcanoe!
by bipolarbipap September 03, 2010
Similar to a douche canoe, but found mostly commonly in women.
Gahdamn that bitch is SUCH a cunt canoe!
by Squeetthang June 10, 2010