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A female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the "douches," cunt, bitch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a cuntcanoe.
My boss was riding me all week for nothing, dude, shes such a cuntcanoe!
by bipolarbipap September 03, 2010
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Similar to a douche canoe, but found mostly commonly in women.
by Squeetthang June 10, 2010
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