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Cunt Lint 

The crusty organic substance accumulated on an unclean vagina. Cunt Lint is developed when a woman goes too long without bathing or douching. Effects are worse if woman is dry or post menopausal. Cunt Lint is closely related to Belly Button Lint.
Guy: Damn Gloria, you have to much Cunt Lint down there, your vajay feels like moist sandpaper.

Gloria: I don't believe in bathing, I like my own natural scent :-)
Cunt Lint by Greib Minzadian May 18, 2011
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Cunt-lint 

n. lint left behind from thong or other undergarment usually discovered after going down on a girl's vagina. usually ends up on lip or tongue. sometimes not detected until lint reaches back of throat causing you to cough into said vagina. not considered dangerous or life-threatening but rather unpleasant and distracting.
man: mmmm mmmmm mmmm ECK! PPPPPTTTT PPPPPPPTTT HAK!

woman: babe what's wrong?

man: nothing. just got hold of a little cunt-lint. NOM NOM NOM
Cunt-lint by PODevilman16 December 16, 2010
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cuntlint 

A substance that forms on the vagina of particularly unattractive women due to lack of use or cleansing.
Her cuntlint was thick and woven together with such force that even I couldn't penetrate it.
cuntlint by Ragafin April 4, 2003

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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