A pizza with no meat.
Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want?

Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza.
by MentalMystics August 12, 2009
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A pizza made out of freshly spunked cunt butter found in a woman's fanjeeny spread over a large deep pan margarita base. Toppings that go well are pepparoni cunt, parsley and mouldy cunt butter which has been simmmering over the pan for half an hour.
You got any more parsley for my Cunt Pizza?

Yeh sure, he's some extra period juice too! =D
by JoshBall May 16, 2008
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When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.
Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!
by BPonD May 3, 2007
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when a girl has a lots pf pimples or other bumps on or near her pelvilc area this is whats known as a pizza cunt
i got her naked but then i saw she had a pizza cunt
by docterassballs October 4, 2010
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