Noun. A species that is socially awkward; All phases of human life seem to befuddle these creatures; They look like gangly, filthy albinos; Cuneos serve no purpose in life but are accepted among members of society solely due to their pathetic nature; In order to survive they portray themselves as superior to others, but secretly they know they are inferior and are on the same level as scum. Beware: these animals truly hate themselves and will attempt suicide repeatedly.
I thought he was an intelligent, athletic, and respected ladies man. He said so himself.
(One who knows better) You thought wrong...he is a cuneo.
(One who knows better) You thought wrong...he is a cuneo.
by DiscountDoubleCheck January 7, 2012
The act of male sexual hand relief using a squid tube that has been warmed in the microwave oven for 22 seconds
David expressed to the crew, how he produced knockout drops after performing the Cuneo Squidank, Alex asked could he burrow the Squid tube when Kai was done with it
by Uneak DRN March 19, 2021
A huge dicked stud who’s mangled the finest of pussy the world has to offer. He’s a cocksman.
Son of a God.
Son of a God.
by Gayvid Forte August 5, 2023