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A layer of semen that is built up in some bodily location after being completely owned by an acquaintance.
I'm really not hearing you derek, you've got cumwebs in your mouth.
Cumweb by JohnTower December 4, 2009
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Cumweb • Cumweed • CamWeb • Comweb • cumcebr • Cumwear • cumweaser • cumweeb • cumwego • cumwest
When the outside smells like cum. Very strong sent of salt and chlorine
Dude do you smell that? Smells like cumweed
Cumweed by Dirtynonnie June 11, 2018

cumweasel 

Wow, did you hear that State of The Union address? What a cumweasel!
cumweasel by Doug Boucher January 11, 2009
London slang. as in 'come we go'. you wana initiate a fight, or expressing a severe disagreement with something that your willing to strongly argue over.
1): gimme your fone blad
: fuck you, get lost
: cumwego!
2) :you know that tottenham are so shit now
:cumwego!
cumwego by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
Clarah didn’t know what a comweb was because she is a virgin head ass weirdo
Comweb by Clarahs dumb December 5, 2018
A Cumweeb is a little faggot who swallows cum every night. Cumweeb is also a hentai lover.
“Wow josh is such a cumweeb he likes boys. “
“Dude Andrew can’t hang tonight he’s probably watching hentai whatta cumweeb
cumweeb by Penislover500 September 15, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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