One who guzzles human or animal semen in large amounts. Typically homosexual males are referred to as "cumquaffers," but loose women can be defined as a "cumquaffer" as well. Based on the Latin root "cum laude," which literally translates to "bust one's nut," and "quaffe," which means to "guzzle," and to "ingest one's splooge."
"That bitch-ass Shane is a total cumquaffer. I bet he eats cumquaffles for breakfast."
by FortsmithFratstars January 12, 2010