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Cumoffee is when you add that extra special ingredient into a hot cup of java, mocha, or cappuccino...

This act is typically preformed without the drinker's permission or knowledge of the act...


"Hey Dan I made you some coffee"
"Oh Thanks" - takes a sip
"MMMmhhh thats good cumoffee"
Dan spits the coffee all over...
by JMITCH MD March 18, 2009
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